Kennedy for Veep! (Caroline Kennedy, that is)

Two of the three rumored Obama VeeP candidates voted for the war. Obama built his campaign voting against it. The other one is unknown. Caroline Kennedy is outside the Democratic establishment, and is known and loved by Dems and Republicans alike. A no-brainer of a choice, Obama. Michael, I like your idea.

Be sure, also, to read :

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Why Misgovernment Was No Accident in George W. Bush's Washington
By Thomas Frank

"…Mass firing of federal prosecutors; bribing of newspaper columnists; pallets of shrink-wrapped cash "misplaced" in Iraq; inexperienced kids running the Baghdad stock exchange; the discovery that many of Alaska's leading politicians are apparently on the take -- our heads swim. We climb to the rooftop, but we cannot find the heights of irony from which we might laugh off the blend of thug and Pharisee that was Tom DeLay -- or dispel the nauseating suspicion, quickly becoming a certainty, that the government of our nation deliberately fibbed us into a pointless, catastrophic war."

Then, buy his latest book, The Wrecking Crew.

Paris Hilton responds

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Paris knows her "media smarts". She moves up a big notch in my book.

If Paris is the "beauty", this guy is certainly the "beast". He, too, is my candidate for the origin of the anthrax attack.

"You'd have to be a terribly cautious and willfully blind person not to think that the Bush Admin was capable of orchestrating the anthrax attacks." -- Mark Karlin.

Help your banker cover his blunders

Many historians agree that Karl Marx's greatest achievement was his excellent and insightful critique of capitalism. After all, he witnessed it in the raw, when its practice placed very heavy burdens on workers, practices we'd find cruel and reprehensible today. One of Marx's notable critiques was that, in capitalism, the profits are privatized but the losses are socialized.

In other words, it is win-win for the investment banks. Please keep that in mind as you navigate the credit crisis we live with today.

What do you do when the banks are too big to fail, when the "well being" of the economy depends on cleaning up after their messes?

You suck up:

Sucking Up to the Bankers: A Bipartisan Lovefest