Women are Stoopid, but McCain Wants to Help You Gals!

There are still 269 insufferable days left for the Shrub to deliver the Rapture, but there is hope.

Compassionate Conservative John McCain is all about helping women to get paid as much as men. Let me see, the logic must go like this: "We all know girls are dumb, but Senator McCain believes through education and training, they can improve their lot." (Maybe he will hire a scientist to prove that.) Therefore: "John is as compassionate about every voting woman as he is for his apparently stoopid wife, who herself couldn't possibly have earned her $100 million net worth." Yes, she inherited her money.

Maybe McCain is appealing to the fossils who believe the right of women to own property is still a mistake needing correction? Will he then create legislation to help his dear wife's schooling while he manages her money? What, home schooling and obedience training? If she does well, I only hope he will increase her allowance. (The real story is, she probably gives HIM an allowance, as their finances are apparently separate.)

Patriot John helped scuttle the current subversive legislation in Congress that sought to equalize women's pay with men, to which his supporters must bless him.

NEW ORLEANS (AP) - Republican Sen. John McCain, campaigning through poverty-stricken cities and towns, said Wednesday he opposes a Senate bill that seeks equal pay for women because it would lead to more lawsuits.

Senate Republicans killed the bill Wednesday night on a 56-42 vote that denied the measure the 60 votes needed to advance it to full debate and a vote. Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., had delayed the vote to give McCain's Democratic rivals, Sens. Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama, time to return to Washington to support the measure, which would make it easier for women to sue their employers for pay discrimination.

McCain skipped the vote to campaign in New Orleans.

"I am all in favor of pay equity for women, but this kind of legislation, as is typical of what's being proposed by my friends on the other side of the aisle, opens us up to lawsuits for all kinds of problems," the expected GOP presidential nominee told reporters. "This is government playing a much, much greater role in the business of a private enterprise system."

The bill sought to counteract a Supreme Court decision limiting how long workers can wait before suing for pay discrimination.

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John, thank you for your service to all "men-kind". My hat's off to you.

I hope everyone will sign the petition thanking Senator McCain for his good deeds on behalf of our benevolent corporate saviors. He's been on his knees before them for years without proper recognition.

John may have the distinction to be the only candidate who will take the "Lady" out of that French trojan horse, "Lady Liberty", and substitute his own beautiful likeness to carry the torch of freedom.

Gawd bless, John!